Sick ones
1:
A guy from Surrey goes to the doctor. The Doc comes in and asks, “What can we do for you today?”
“I would like to get some birth control for my daughter.”
“How old is your daughter?”
“She’s 14.”
“Is she sexually active?”
“No, she just lays there…just like her mother.”
2:
My daughter has gotten to the age where she asks me embarrassing questions about sex. Just this morning she asked me “Is that the best you can do?”
3:
A woman goes out clubbing and meets a handsome black dude. They go back to her place after a night of partying and drinking.
As they’re getting undressed, the woman slides up to the black dude and says, “Go on stud, show me what makes you black guys famous.” So he stabs her and runs off with her purse.
